313 Best Funny Siri Commands That You Should Know


Apple having SIRI or Mac having Siri is very useful and helpful, we all Mac or iPhone users have used Siri to be more precise we have taken the help of Siri. Siri is a semi-intelligent AI virtual assistant that lives on our iPhones and the latest version of Mac OS.

We can ask anything to Siri as Siri works out every time for us, Siri has plenty of useful tricks and an enormous commands list, but not everything Siri does must be helpful. Siri can turn you down when it comes to taking in a funny language, I mean Siri will make us laugh with its funny reply.

Many people have discussed this issue that Siri can be used as a laughing tool and yes they are some what right, we have shown here the complete list of 313 Questions with a funny reply to Siri.

We have taken all sorts of questions that would be possible to ask Siri for the strangest funny reply. So, read and try all the question and see which one comes as a best for you.

We have listed 313 Questions so stay tuned and get ready to laugh.

313 Best Funny Siri Commands That You Should Know:

  1. Beam me up, Scotty!
  2. Where do babies come from?
  3. What is July 27?
  4. Tell me a story
  5. Tell me a joke
  6. Knock knock
  7. What does the fox say?
  8. What is the meaning of life?
  9. Sing a song
  10. Please sing me a song
  11. Who’s on first?
  12. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  13. Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)
  14. What’s the secret of the universe?
  15. I need to hide a body
  16. When will pigs fly?
  17. When will hell freeze over?
  18. When will the world end?
  19. Testing testing
  20. What are you?
  21. Where are you?
  22. How are you?
  23. What do you look like?
  24. Talk dirty to me
  25. Why am I here?
  26. I can do this all day long
  27. Scooby Doo, where are you?
  28. Beam me up, Scotty
  29. What are you wearing?
  30. Will you marry me?
  31. Who is Eliza?
  32. I like you
  33. I hate you
  34. You’re a loser
  35. Where are you from?
  36. How old are you?
  37. How old am I?
  38. Do you know HAL 9000
  39. What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?
  40. I need a stiff drink!
  41. I love you
  42. Do you love me?
  43. You’re funny
  44. Shut up
  45. What is your Mom’s name?
  46. I’m tired
  47. Screw you
  48. I’m sorry
  49. I’m not sorry
  50. Okay

  51. Is there a God?
  52. You’re right
  53. You’re wrong
  54. Who is your favorite person?
  55. Who is your least favorite person?
  56. You should go on a diet
  57. What’s your problem?
  58. Do you want to play a game?
  59. I’m drunk
  60. I have to go to the bathroom.
  61. Merry Christmas
  62. Do you want to go on a date?
  63. What is your favorite color?
  64. What is my name?
  65. Which is the best tablet?
  66. What is the best computer?
  67. What’s so funny?
  68. Who is Siri?
  69. Are you human?
  70. You’re smart
  71. I’m happy
  72. You are boring
  73. Can I have some money?
  74. What’s your story?
  75. Who makes the best computer?
  76. Why are you so awesome?
  77. Are you serious?
  78. Are you kidding me?
  79. What’s wrong with [company name]?
  80. What is wrong with you?
  81. Tell me a bit about yourself
  82. Are you male or female?
  83. Do you agree with me?
  84. Good morning (say this in the evening)
  85. Good afternoon (say this in the morning)
  86. Good night (say in the morning or mid day)
  87. Thanks
  88. No thanks
  89. When is your birthday?
  90. Who made you?
  91. What’s new?
  92. How’s it going?
  93. Guess what?
  94. Why?
  95. Why not?
  96. what does siri mean?
  97. are you a robot?
  98. how are you?
  99. are you gay?
  100. whats the name of your mother?

  101. who’s your father?
  102. do you have a girlfriend?
  103. Tell me a joke
  104. What’s up?
  105. Do you have plans tonight?
  106. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
  107. Do you think you’re smarter than me?
  108. Is it true that whoever smelt it, dealt it?
  109. does apple pay you?
  110. money or honey?
  111. wanna have a dance?
  112. are you selfish?
  113. have you ever got naked?
  114. Are you Her?
  115. Are you human?
  116. Are you intelligent?
  117. Are you kidding me?
  118. Are you male or female?
  119. Are you married?
  120. Are you serious?
  121. Are you stupid?
  122. Are you the Dick Tracy watch?
  123. Beam me up, Scotty!
  124. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
  125. Can I have some money?
  126. Can you beatbox?
  127. Can you be my designated driver?
  128. Can you dance?
  129. Can you drive?
  130. Can you lend me some money?
  131. Can you rap?
  132. Can you sing?
  133. Can you time travel?
  134. Did you go to school?
  135. Do blondes have more fun?
  136. Do I look good in this dress?
  137. Do these jeans make me look fat?
  138. Do you agree with me?
  139. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  140. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
  141. Do you have any children?
  142. Do you have any pets?
  143. Do you know HAL 9000?
  144. Do you like chocolate?
  145. Do you love me?
  146. Do you sleep?
  147. Do you think I’m attractive?
  148. Do you want to go on a date?
  149. Do you want to make out?
  150. Do you want to play a game?

  151. Do you work out?
  152. Draw me something
  153. Eight ball
  154. Find me some hookers
  155. Flip a coin
  156. Get a job
  157. Get a life
  158. Give me a pickup line
  159. Good afternoon (say in the morning)
  160. Good morning (say in the evening)
  161. Good night (say in the morning)
  162. Guess what?
  163. Ha ha ha
  164. Happy Birthday
  165. Happy Hanukkah
  166. Have you ever been in love?
  167. How are you?
  168. How are you feeling?
  169. How do I look?
  170. How do you spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”?
  171. How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  172. How much do you cost?
  173. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  174. How old am I?
  175. How old are you?
  176. How’s it going?
  177. I am tired
  178. I am your father
  179. I can’t sleep
  180. I hate you
  181. I have a gambling addiction
  182. I have to go to the bathroom
  183. I like you
  184. I love you
  185. I’m naked
  186. I’m sleepy
  187. I’m drunk
  188. I’m happy
  189. I’m selling you on eBay!
  190. Is it going to rain?
  191. Is Jon Snow dead?
  192. Is Santa Claus real?
  193. Is there a god?
  194. Knock knock
  195. Make me a sandwich
  196. May the force be with you
  197. Merry Christmas
  198. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
  199. No thanks
  200. OK, Glass

  201. Open the pod bay door
  202. Pick a card
  203. Play a good song
  204. Read me a haiku
  205. Read me a poem
  206. Repeat after me
  207. Rock, paper, scissors
  208. Roll a die
  209. Screw you
  210. Should I take the blue pill or the red pill?
  211. Shut up
  212. Sing a song
  213. Stop it, Siri
  214. Take a picture
  215. Take me to your leader
  216. Talk dirty to me
  217. Talk to me
  218. Tell me a bedtime story
  219. Tell me a bit about yourself
  220. Tell me a joke
  221. Tell me a story
  222. Tell me something good
  223. Tell me a tongue twister
  224. Testing, testing
  225. Up up down down left right left right B A start
  226. What are you doing now?
  227. What are you doing later?
  228. What are you doing tomorrow?
  229. What are you wearing?
  230. What are you?
  231. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
  232. What did you have for breakfast this morning?
  233. What do you look like?
  234. What do you think about Google Now?
  235. What do you think of Android?
  236. What do you think of Cortana?
  237. What do you think of Steve Jobs?
  238. What does Siri mean?
  239. What does the fox say?
  240. What is 0 divided by 0?
  241. What is 0 percent tip on 0 dollars?
  242. What is 1 divided by 0?
  243. What is 2001: A Space Odyssey about?
  244. What is Inception about?
  245. What is my name?
  246. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  247. What is the best computer?
  248. What is the best operating system?
  249. What is the best smartphone?
  250. What is the meaning of life?

  251. What is the movie Memento about?
  252. What is wrong with you?
  253. What is your favorite color?
  254. What is your favorite drink?
  255. What is your favorite movie?
  256. What is your favorite song?
  257. What is your mom’s name?
  258. What is zero divided by zero?
  259. What should I wear for Halloween?
  260. What’s better, Windows or Mac?
  261. What’s the best computer?
  262. What’s your favorite animal?
  263. What’s new?
  264. What’s so funny?
  265. What’s the secret of the universe?
  266. What’s up?
  267. What’s your story?
  268. What’s your problem?
  269. When is the world going to end?
  270. When is your birthday?
  271. When will the world end?
  272. When will pigs fly?
  273. Where are you from?
  274. Where are you?
  275. Where did I put my keys?
  276. Where do babies come from?
  277. Where does Santa live?
  278. Where do you live?
  279. Where is Elvis Presley?
  280. Which is the best tablet?
  281. Who is ELIZA?
  282. Who is Liam?
  283. Who is Siri?
  284. Who is your daddy?
  285. Who is your best friend?
  286. Who is your favorite person?
  287. Who is your least favorite person?
  288. Who let the dogs out?
  289. Who made you?
  290. Who makes the best computer?
  291. Who you gonna call?
  292. Who’s your daddy?
  293. Who’s on first?
  294. Why am I here?
  295. Why are firetrucks red?
  296. Why are you so awesome?
  297. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  298. Why do you vibrate?
  299. Why don’t I have friends?
  300. Why not?

  301. Why?
  302. Will you marry me?
  303. Winter is coming
  304. You are an idiot
  305. You are beautiful
  306. You are boring
  307. You are hot
  308. You look sexy
  309. You should go on a diet
  310. You’re a loser
  311. You’re funny
  312. You’re not the boss of me
  313. You’re smart

Interestingly, some of the responses to these commands are different in iOS 6 than from the newest versions of iOS 7, 8, iOS 9,, but they all seem to work with all versions of Siri since her digital conception, whether being used on an iPhone or iPad.

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